the importance of speech giving

wear a grey suit, sit in front of a bland backdrop - situate yourself in the middle of the frame and proceed to communicate an important message to a wide audience. ensure that you start off slow, that you pause often, stutter here and errrr there and look as uncomfortable as you can but do not fidget or fuss at any point. 

keep your hands off screen and do not punctuate any important points with hand gestures or movement of the head. keep a flat tone, whatever you do not employ any inflections in your speech. remember this is a very important message and you want the WORLD to hear and understand it. there will be no ad break in your fifteen minute speech, all tv channels will run your very important message and select snippets for headlines later so do not fear that anyone will miss it.

when done, wait for studio personnel to count you out. you are now off air and can gesture, sweat, curse at will - you are free to express your rage, panic or fear. you have communicated your very important message.

thank you